The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 Review

Shadow’s Rating: 0/10– If you don’t like Twilight, you won’t like this movie. At this point in the series, everyone has made up their mind whether you like these movies or not.

Rotten Tomatoe’s Rating: 26%
Audience: 70%

Plot in the Nutshell: Edward/Bella romance. Jacob gets mad. Dramatic event (baby!). Climatic fight scene that is horrible. Does this sound familiar?

 

Spoiler FILLED thoughts as this movie does not deserve two sections…

This review will be short. These movies aren’t worth my time to review normally.

This movie is essentially the same exact movie as the first three. Yes, the plot is different but it is the same old crap. Bella and Edward crap. Jacob and Bella crap. Jacob being angry. Edward wanting to die. Certain Cullen’s can’t handle human blood. Long stares. Blah, blah, blah.

Here is entire movie– SPOILER ALERT! Marriage scene. Honeymoon scene. Bickering over the baby who is killing Bella. Bella has baby that “kills” her. Edward bites her to try and change her and keep her alive. Werewolves pissed at the baby and come to kill it. Jacob imprints on baby so werewolves back off. Bella wakes up at the very end as a vampire. END SPOILERS.

It isn’t the worst of the movie series. That award still goes to the terrible second one. This one is just like the first one for the most part. A lot of stupid, Twilight, romantic stuff followed by a quick action scene to end the movie.

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