Optimus Prime on a Dinobot! Too Bad the Trailer was Terrible

Let us do the classic psychology trick of sandwiching a negative between two positives in regards to the Transformers: Age of Extinction trailer during the Super Bowl.

The positive… Optimus Prime with a Sword Riding a Dinobot! Pretty much one of the most awesome things ever…

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Yay everyones happy! That really is awesome. So now let us talk about the trailer now that everyone is happy.

What a load of dog shit. IT IS THE SAME GOD DAMN THING AS THE OTHER MOVIES!

Explosions? People running from explosions? Focus on the human character we really don’t give a shit about? Hey look, a damsel in distress! Oh look, Optimus Prime got shot big time and might be dying! Hey look, SLOW MOTION!

What a pile of boring shit. Talk about not getting me excited at all. Will I still see it? Most likely because it will be brainless summer fun. But, this trailer does NOTHING to get me excited and firmly keeps the movie out of my top ten anticipated movies. Easy.

Anyway, here is the trailer:

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So, now we need another positive now that everyone is depressed. Umm… shit… oh I know…

OPTIMUS PRIME WITH A SWORD ON A DINOBOT!!!

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