Let’s Take a Look at the DC Movie Slate

2016 Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice – This is the one we were already sure about. All we knew was rumors and rumors and rumors. What we knew for sure is that Batman, Superman, Lex Luthor, and Wonder Woman (some how) would be in the movie. We heard rumors of others (Aquaman, Flash) at least making an appearance. I believe that has been confirmed. They were also using part of the plot of Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns. All in all this movie seems bloated as fuck but who cares… ITS BATMAN VS SUPERMAN! We still have no idea what “brute” will be around for Superman and Wonder Woman to beat on. We really don’t know shit but…. BATMAN VS SUPERMAN! Suicide Squad – I know very little about them but it will be interesting none the less because it is very different premise. Instead of heroes, we have VILLAINS, which is a first for movies I do believe. Villains forced to do hero like stuff due to their sentence. Will either be pretty damn cool or pretty fucking stupid. Really depending on the cast as well (which villains). Not sure if this is set in the DC universe though? 2017 Wonder Woman – And now comes the WW, the iconic super heroine, movie. But the big question is.. is this a flashback origin story? A continuation of BvS? We have no clue nor any idea who the villain will be. We DO know that they are making her the half daughter of Zeus and a demigod instead of her classic, stupid, built from clay story. So, basically, she is woman Thor. Justice League: Part One – This should really be part 2 considering BvS is basically Justice League lite. Anyway, rumor is the roster will consist of at least Batman, Superman, WW, Aquaman, and Flash. A great chance Cyborg is there and maybe Shazam. The rumor so far is that the main villain will be Brainiac, which fits I suppose. 2018 The Flash – This is who is playing The Flash 4160321-9643466471-tumbl HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA … AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA They better put the fucking BATMAN in this movie or this will end badly. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? That is FLASH? That… emo/goth/tranny thing AAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHA Aquaman – This is staring anti-Gothboy above, jacked Jason Momoa. Rumor has it this will feature Mera, Manta, and The Trench from the recent new 52 run. I think this movie is going to KILL IT honestly. Can’t wait. 2019 Shazam – I don’t like Shazam. I think the idea is stupid. But they have The Rock playing Black Adam so… yay? Justice League: Part 2 – So instead of going with the slow build up plan, DC is just going to blitzkreig Justice League with essentially 3 movies in 6 years. Anyway, the rumor right now is that at the end of Justice League: Part 1, a Green Lantern comes to Earth with warnings about Darkseid headed that way. We will see… 2020 Cyborg – So the award for “First Black Dude Since Blade” to get a solo is… fucking Cyborg??? Not Black Panther, Not Luke Cage, not John Stewart… but perrenial side-kick CYBORG? So odd… I really do not know how Cyborg holds a solo movie but whatever. Green Lantern – So which Green Lantern is this? Hal Jordan again? John Stewart? Kyle? Who know.

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