Movie Reviews

Clicking on a movie will send you straight to the review I did on it. Be warned that the lower parts of the review contain spoilers.

A few notes:

– These are my opinions (duh). I rate movies based on their ability to entertain me. Just because something is 10/10 doesn’t mean it is “good.” It means it entertains the shit out of me and I love to watch it. Some shitty moves I just have an irrational love for… while others I have a irrational hatred of.

– Ratings are subject to change. Sometimes I see a movie for the first time in a bad mood or really good mood and it makes the movie better/worse than it actually was. Sometimes after watching it over and over the movie grows on me or I start to see all of its flaws. So this list is not static.

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God Status

300
Batman Begins
Batman: Under the Red Hood (Animated)
Blade II
Gladiator
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Extended Edition)
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (Extended Edition)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Extended Edition)
Marvel’s The Avengers
The Matrix
Predator
Rambo First Blood Part II
Sherlock Holmes
X2: X-Men United

10/10

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part 1 (Animated)
Blade
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
The Expendables 2
Hero
Hulk Vs. Wolverine (Animated) (Rating Only)
Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox (Animated)
Ninja Assassin
The Raid: Berandal
The Raid: Redemption (Unrated)
Thor
Thor: The Dark World
X-Men: Days of Future Past
X-Men: First Class

9/10

The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Ultimatum
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Die Hard
Dredd
Guardians of the Galaxy
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
The Incredible Hulk
Iron Man
Punisher: War Zone
Taken

8/10

The Amazing Spider-Man
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part 2 (Animated)
The Bourne Supremacy 
Captain America: The First Avenger
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
Hulk Vs. Thor (Animated) (Rating Only)
Immortals
Justice League: Doom (Animated)
Man of Steel
The Patriot
Predators
Red Cliff (Original International Version)
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Star Trek (2009)
Star Trek Into Darkness
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Ultimate Avengers: The Movie (Animated)
The Wolverine
X-Men

7/10

300: Rise of an Empire
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Die Hard 2: Die Harder
Django Unchained (Rating Only)
Edge of Tomorrow
Godzilla (2014)
Hellboy
Hercules (2014)
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Pacific Rim
Rambo III
Resident Evil
Riddick
Snow White and the Huntsman
Underworld
World War Z

6/10

Amazing Spider-Man 2
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (Animated)
Bullet to the Head
Chronicles of Riddick
Conan the Barbarian (2011)
Escape Plan
The Expendables
The Matrix Reloaded
Pitch Black
Spider-Man 2
Superman: Doomsday (Animated)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Transformers
Underworld: Awakening
Wrath of the Titans
X-Men Origins: Wolverine

5/10

Batman and Mr. Freeze: SubZero (Animated)
Clash of the Titans (2010)
Chronicles of RIddick: Dark Fury (Animated)
Daredevil (Director’s Cut)
Elysium
John Carter
Justice League: War (Animated)
The Matrix Revolutions
Prometheus
Robocop (2014)
Spider-Man
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
X-Men: The Last Stand

4/10

G. I. Joe: Retaliation
Ghostrider
The Hunger Games
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Judge Dredd
The Last Stand
Man with the Iron Fists
Oblivion
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Spider-Man 3
Taken 2

3/10

47 Ronin
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Highlander

2/10

I, Frankenstein
The Legend of Hercules
Sharknado

1/10

AVPR: Alien vs Predator- Requiem
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Noah (2014)

0/10

Black Hawk Down
Le Miserables (2012)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

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