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Welcome To the Marvel Movie Universe Spidey!

Well its official. No, we don’t know 100% of the details but Spider-Man will officially be introduced to the Marvel Cinematic Universe!

This has been a long time coming. Spider-Man is in the top 3 most known super heroes in the whole world. He is easily Marvel’s top dog and has been well… for a long ass time. He appeals to kids, adults… everyone. He has one of the best and most known rogue galleries in comics period (only one better is Batman) including the likes of Green Goblin, Hobgoblin, Rhino. Doc Ock, Vulture, Venom, Carnage, The Jackal, Kraven the Hunter, Sandman, ect ect. Could we possibly have Goblin/Norman show up in say… an Avengers movie? Possibly Dark Reign? We can only hope…

And now we might actual get a good movie franchise for him. To be honest, I am not the biggest Spider-Man fan. His cartoon used to be awesome as a kid and his comics are sometimes epic… but I don’t follow his comics much anymore and his movies have been completely average in my view. Yes, even the beloved Toby Spider-Man. The reboot has been super hit or miss.. juggling between awesome and downright cringe worthy. So giving SOME control to Marvel is bound to improve things overall.

It also gives us a chance to see Spidey interact with the rest of the MCU, which could be cool as well. Could he be leading the Avengers after Infinity War? Maybe. Will this halt Sony’s desperate attempt at a Spidey Universe with the likes of “female spider-mans” and Sinister Six? We can only hope.

So where is what we do know in regards to the deal. And right now, I am only going to be positive because honestly, this news comes with some huge draw backs in my eyes.

1. Spider-Man will likely first appear in Captain America: Civil War. So, with the success of Winter Soldier + Iron Man in the movie + being post Age of Ultron + Spider-Man.. this movie is guaranteed to do over a billion dollars.

2. A new, rebooted Spider-Man will come July 27, 2017, moving Thor 3 from it spot and shifting everything forward.

3. Spider-Man is going back to high school and Garfield is OUT. That whole universe is out… we think.

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The next article will go over why this news fucking sucks….

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Maleficient Review

Shadow’s Overall Rating: 2/10– For fucksake how did this movie make so much money? It was part boring, part nonsensical, and all around stupid. Watch this morning if you want to see a man-hating, bastardized story staring a villain who of course isn’t a villain.

Shadow’s Initial Rating: 2/10
Shadow’s Rewatchability Rating: 0/10– Never again

Rotten Tomatoe’s Rating: 49%, 5.7/10
Audience Rating: 72%, 7.6/10

Plot in a Nutshell: The classic Sleeping Beauty story told in live action and taking Maleficient and giving her all the important parts in the movie. Seriously.

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SPOILER-ISH Thoughts Below Because This Movie Sucks Too Much For Two Sections…

– This movie is fucking dumb. Whatever you remember about Sleeping Beauty just for get it now. Seriously.

– So Sleeping Beauty from my memory… King has daughter. Maleficient curses the daughter because she is a mean SOB. Fairies raise daughter. Daughter falls into deep sleep. Awaken by kiss from prince. DRAGON FIGHT. Dead Maleficient. Yeah… all that… FUCK THAT DISNEY IS CHANGING THAT BITCH BECAUSE… I don’t know?

– Instead, Maleficient just does EVERYTHING. Of course, she isn’t a “bad person,” instead she was wronged by some DICKHEAD DUDE! so its justified to curse a baby? Right? Oh and she adds the ending of the curse about the kiss. Oh and then of course, Maleficient ends up raising the baby because the fairy’s are incompetent as a whole and also VERY FUCKING ANNOYING AND MAKE YOU WISH THEY WOULD DIE. Oh and then also, Maleficient is the one who wakes Aurora up with a kiss and not some INCOMPETENT DUDE BECAUSE FUCK MEN! Seriously… instead of making a movie about a tragic villain… the made a movie about a person who plays all the parts of the movie.

– The plot holes in this movie are just fucking insane. One of the biggest… so this kid cuts off Maleficient’s wings after drugging her of course (damn dude you crazy). She is a fairy. So… she didn’t tell everyone what happened? The other fairies didn’t know what happened? They just willingly went to the King’s castle to bless this baby because… the fairies are stupid? Incompetent? Hate Maleficient and prefer to help a dude who drugged a fairy and cut off her wings for power? What? What since does that make?

– And the ending was just so fucking stupid. You have this basically telekinetic, super power magic fairy who suddenly forgets she has powers at the end when fighting all the MEAN GUYS! Oh and she DOESN’T EVEN TURN INTO A DRAGON! Her… slave? crow? does.

– And of course, Maleficient is such a savior that she doesn’t even kill the king.. .king basically kills himself on accident.

FUCK THIS MOVIE

– Most of this movie was actually spend with Maleficient stalking a young child and calling her names. Seriously. I want my dollar back.

 

*Yawn* Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer Puts Me To Sleep

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– Ummm, that’s it? Some sand dunes, a couple storm troopers, some space ships, the Millenium Falcon, and a random Sith bad guy we don’t see with a weird ass light saber?

– We got no plot details, no idea who the main characters are actually playing, who the bad guy is… all this trailer showed us is that their is a Star Wars moving coming in a year. Which is fine, except that for whatever reason, the internet is acting like this was best trailer ever.

– Only interesting thing in this whole damn trailer is the weird looking light saber. I cannot decide if it is practical (like a light saber version of a broad sword to keep yourself from getting Dooku’d) or if it is retarded (you are gonna mutilate yourself). But seriously… that was the only cool thing in the whole trailer.

– In short, I guess this trailer is EPIC OMG! if you are in love with Star Wars. For everyone else, it is just “meh,” especially considering how stupid the prequels were.

 

Marvel Announces Movie Dates Until 2018

At the recent Comi Con, Marvel studios announced movie dates until early 2019. Here are the dates and the movies that are 100% confirmed…

2015

May- Avengers: Age of Ultron
July- Ant-Man

2016

May- Captain America 3
July- Unknown

2017

May- Unknown
July- Guardians of the Galaxy 2
November- Unknown

2018

May- Unknown
July- Unknown
November- Unknown

2019

May- Unknown

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Lots of thoughts and guessing and speculation after the jump

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